CONSIDER THIS...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson,
Go Camping
---Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
---''Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what do you see.''
---Watson replies, ''I see millions of stars.''
---''What does that tell you?''
---Watson ponders for a minute. ''Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?''
---Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks, ''Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent.''
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson,
Go Camping
---Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
---''Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what do you see.''
---Watson replies, ''I see millions of stars.''
---''What does that tell you?''
---Watson ponders for a minute. ''Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?''
---Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks, ''Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent.''
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